"There are three different kinds of people, and I fall in two of these categories. The first are people who just got a new cat or are about to get a new cat and they can’t stop talking about it. The second are people who just got married or are about to get married and they can’t stop talking about it. And the third group of people, are people who had a baby or are just about to have a baby, and they can’t stop talking about it."

- Kendra N. Brown